Christine Mendoza

Which large-breasted English model/actress/TV personality/stage performer/Dirty Dancing judge would you rather do?

Which similarly named American beach babe would YOU rather bang with??

Here we have a smackdown featuring 2 lovely ladies from Maxim's "Ultimate Beaches" article. Representing St. John is the lovely Melissa Baker, and representing South Carolina is the sizzling Lauren Michelle Hill. Which ...um...beach... has what it takes to win your vote??

Which scantily clad Japanese idol makes your sun rise? (metaphorically speaking of course...)

It's an all new smackdown of epic, Venezuelan-sized proportions! ...I'm not even sure what that's supposed to mean... Either way, both of these ladies are hot and Venezuelan, need I say more? Vote now!

Alright, let's hear it for British girl pop! Yeah! ...what, no takers? Ok ok, well how about we just ogle 2 of the hotties from British pop group Girls Aloud? Does that work for you? Perfect! But when you're done, make sure you actually vote for one of them. That is what the smackdown is all about after all!

This smackdown is for real! Which of these 2 lovely pro wrestling divas has got what it takes to win your vote???

Oh mio Dio! Can you say "hot Italian actresses"? Of course you can! Vote now!

Hold on to your toques eh... anything can happen when a smackdown this hot comes around! It's time to see which French-Canadian glamour model has the right stuff to come out on top. C'est bon, oui?

Here we have 2 gravure (Japanese bikini/swimsuit) models from the Land of the Rising Sun!