Elisabetta Canalis vs. Monica Bellucci

Which scantily clad Japanese idol makes your sun rise? (metaphorically speaking of course...)

Oh Jim Halpert, you dog! I know it's kind of old news now, but back in the "Season 3" days, there were 2 sexy office girls in his life. If you're into The Office, you know how the whole thing turned out, but the real question is, if you were in Jim's shoes and could only pick one, who would it be??

Here we have a smackdown featuring 2 lovely ladies from Maxim's "Ultimate Beaches" article. Representing St. John is the lovely Melissa Baker, and representing South Carolina is the sizzling Lauren Michelle Hill. Which ...um...beach... has what it takes to win your vote??

The banker is making you an offer... pick one of these 2 US Deal or no Deal models. No, you can't have both, I think this is the best deal you're going to get, I'd take it if I were you. Who's it going to be, briefcase number 3 or briefcase number 5? Vote now!

Alright, let's hear it for British girl pop! Yeah! ...what, no takers? Ok ok, well how about we just ogle 2 of the hotties from British pop group Girls Aloud? Does that work for you? Perfect! But when you're done, make sure you actually vote for one of them. That is what the smackdown is all about after all!

This smackdown is for real! Which of these 2 lovely pro wrestling divas has got what it takes to win your vote???

Which large-breasted English model/actress/TV personality/stage performer/Dirty Dancing judge would you rather do?

Which similarly named American beach babe would YOU rather bang with??

These two contestants have it all! Brains, beauty and a 250lb bench! Just kidding! (well maybe...) Either way, these two both have bodies you could bounce a dime off of!

Who's your favorite human canvas?