Teresa Noreen

Here we have a smackdown featuring 2 lovely ladies from Maxim's "Ultimate Beaches" article. Representing St. John is the lovely Melissa Baker, and representing South Carolina is the sizzling Lauren Michelle Hill. Which ...um...beach... has what it takes to win your vote??

Which scantily clad Japanese idol makes your sun rise? (metaphorically speaking of course...)

It's an all new smackdown of epic, Venezuelan-sized proportions! ...I'm not even sure what that's supposed to mean... Either way, both of these ladies are hot and Venezuelan, need I say more? Vote now!

Alright, let's hear it for British girl pop! Yeah! ...what, no takers? Ok ok, well how about we just ogle 2 of the hotties from British pop group Girls Aloud? Does that work for you? Perfect! But when you're done, make sure you actually vote for one of them. That is what the smackdown is all about after all!

Which large-breasted English model/actress/TV personality/stage performer/Dirty Dancing judge would you rather do?

Which similarly named American beach babe would YOU rather bang with??

Who's your favorite human canvas?

Apparently everyone's got a little Irish in em', and that old saying (which I may or may not have just made up) rings particularly true for this pair of sexy import models. So, who's hotter: the Irish/Filipina Alie Laylus or the Irish/Mexican Lisa Angeline? Vote away my friends.

There's not really any connection here...just two INCREDIBLY hot girls. Vote away my friends, the choice will not be an easy one!

Sporty or Baby? The choice is yours!